- [Title card.]
- [Scene: Galactic Headquarters Earth Base, Noah is in a flight simulator while X-5 and the Bangoons watch. The simulator activates and strikes a Bangoon with lightning, reducing him to dust.]
Noah: Um..., is this thing safe?
X-5: That is what the test is trying to ascertain, Cadet Noah.
Noah: Maybe one of the Bangoons would like to go first.
- [The two surviving Bangoons back off.]
X-5: Initiating blast-off simulation.
- [The flight simulator runs around in circles. The Bangoons chuckle as Noah feels sick]
Noah: No! Please, no! Please!
X-5: Simulating re-entry into Earth's atmosphere. [The simulator burns up and stops, the cockpit opens.] Test completed. Congratulations Cadet Noah. You are clear for space travel. [An exhausted Noah, who suddenly has a green nose, passes out.] Tsk, tsk, sleeping on the job constitutes a failure, I'm afraid. You must complete the test again.
- [Noah's face lands on the floor.]