- [Title card.]
- [We open in the outside of a Las Vegas style hotel and casino, inside Sparky and Admiral DeGill are sitting at a card table, glaring at Maximus I.Q. and Minimus P.U., who are glaring at them from the other side of the table, we then cut to X-5, who is wearing a visor.]
X-5: Shall we begin, gentlemen?
- [They glare at each other, Minimus switches to his evil face, which has a pair of sunglasses on, Sparky then accidentally farts.]
Sparky: Sorry, nerves.
X-5: In such a situation, I hypothesize--
- [We cut to Maximus, who is now wearing a gas mask due to the stench, while Minimus holds his nose and looks like he is about to vomit.]
Maximus: Just deal, robo-dork.
- [X-5 opens his chest plate and inside is a deck of cards, he quickly deals cards to all four of them.]
Maximus: Is it legal to deal from your chest cavity? It seems...unsanitary.
- [DeGill pounds a fin on the table.]
DeGill: X-5 is a certified croupier!
Sparky: And he makes a swell grilled cheese sandwich!
- [X-5's chest plate opens, steam hisses out and we see three grilled cheese sandwiches inside, he hands one to Maximus and holds up a bottle of ketchup.]
- [Maximus smacks the bottle away, it lands on Minimus, splattering him.]
- [They start up the game, Sparky looks at his cards and eats his sandwich.]
Minimus: [whispering] Master... [he sneakily hands off a card to Maximus]
Sparky: Maximus is cheating!
- [Maximus pulls out a laser gun and aims it.]
Maximus: Let's play "annihilate the Galactic Guardians" instead!
- [Sparky and DeGill hide, X-5 hovers up to Maximus and Minimus.]
X-5: You sir, are out of the game!
- [He fires cards from his chest plate, Maximus and Minimus run and shut the door as the cards hit, imbedding into the door.]
DeGill: [to Sparky] Got any threes?
- [Sparky checks his hand.]
Sparky: Go fish!